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Go Ask Your Father

Heylo! I attended GCCW yesterday; here's the written piece I shared with everyone else, entitled Go Ask Your Father: Last night, when Emily was readying herself for bed, she asked her mum, “Do you think the mighty Maroons can win the second Origin match tomorrow night?” “How would I know?” retorted Emily’s mother. “Go ask your father.” So this morning, when Emily’s dad comes to kiss her bye before leaving for work, she poses the same question to him. “Do you think we can win the second Origin match tonight?” “Sure, we’ll KILL them!” replies Emily’s dad enthusiastically. Shocked, Emily replies, “Dad!” Then her eyes narrowed suspiciously. “Have you been listening to Uncle Colbert again?” Emily’s dad laughs and replies. “Yup!” Then he repeats again, “We’ll KILL them!” Uncle Colbert has been a church friend of our family for many years. He’s a physiotherapist by trade, and a passionate rugby league fan. In years past, I’d invited him over to our place on the Origin Wednes...

Pandora's Box

Meet my first homework offering! This was written for the Thursday just past (three days ago). The topic was Pandora's Box. Gru had a Mission . His Minions had to create a Pandora’s Box! He told them the story: “Once upon a time, there was a very special box with very important things inside it. One day, one of you stupid Minions accidentally opened the box and almost every single good thing in the world flew out and was lost. “ “Kevin!” laughed Stuart. “Okay, Kevin can be the stupid minion who opened the box.” Gru agreed. All the assembled minions burst into laughter, while poor Kevin shot Stuart a death glare that promised pain after the meeting. Gru continued the story. “Fortunately, one of you smarter minions immediately jumped on the box, closing it, preventing the last, most important thing from escaping.” “King Bob!” Bob immediately volunteered himself for the role. “No, you’re just Bob now; you abdicated when you returned to my service, remember?” Gru reminded ...

Intro

Heylo one and all! ^^ For a few years now, I've joined a writers group at the Garden City library. Every fortnight, we get together and share our written pieces, about 400 words on a given topic. You're allowed to take the topic any way you want! Mother has said I really should share out my written pieces with peoples at large. I'm not really sure why, considering i'm such a talentless writer with no creativity whatsoever ... but it makes me laugh, since the group I join call themselves the Garden City CREATIVE writers. XD Anyways, since I've joined this group for like a few years now, I've got several stories to share ... hope you'll enjoy them! Please read, have a laugh @ me and leave a comment when you consider my story worthy of one! Thanka for dropping by~ Cheers, Em. ^^